The Inaugural RICHMOND MIDNIGHT* MARATHON BIKE RIDE

richmond city skyline view from the Route 1 bridge

Last night I did one of the coolest things I’ve done on my bike: the first-ever group ride of the Richmond marathon route. My pal John who posts over at useful.bike hatched this idea based on a long-running ride out of Boston. Ours was far smaller (smaller city/marathon, too), but for a first year it was pretty great! John said there were around 65 people in the 7 PM wave (that I rode), with at least a handful more in each of the midnight and 4:30 AM (!!!) waves after. The weather was chilly but the wind had died down, and the good mood seemed to keep everybody warm enough anyway.

riders waiting to start before 7 PM

I will not presume to know how truly representative the crowd was of the city or its cycling scene, but we did have a good variety of people, types of cyclists, and bikes. We even had a few roller bladers, one of whom had green lights on his skates and blasted some great tunes on a speaker as he ripped alongside us. There were full-kit roadies on carbon, folks on practical commuter rigs, fixed gear riders with stronger knees than mine, and plenty of folks on resto-mods or cool alt-cycling brands. I even saw a rider on a mini velo!

I went into the ride planning to take it easy, but I ended up with the fast group for the first few miles. This meant when I could no longer keep up I ended up riding alone for maybe 50-60% of the ride. Most of my riding is solitary so that’s no big deal, but I feel like this was a missed opportunity on my part. Next year (surely there will be a next year after this initial success) I’ll truly stay with the slower group so I can enjoy riding with other people for more of the route.

cyclists arriving at the under-construction finish line for the marathon

My wife (still job hunting) said something brilliant the other day about a job prospect after an interview. They seemed VERY enthusiastic about her, but she not as much. She suggested requesting a follow-up interview herself to meet with potential day-to-day coworkers if she gets an offer.

Because I’m ridiculous, I rode “only” 30 miles today and took it easy…so I have energy left for another 30 miles tonight when I go on a group ride 🤪

My son and I walked into my daughter’s gym at the end of team gymnastics practice, and he said, “It smells like artificial foot flavor.”

Dear lord, I just got a Product Owner certification for work reasons, and it absolutely reinforces my low opinion of the management class. This whole course was a joke. And poorly written! And not proof-read!

Well, uh, damn?

www.hankgreen.com/smush · Nov 11
1446 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 125-day streak
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Hegseth is already a self-inflicted skateboard nut-shot victim on TV. Maybe this year he can get too close to a turkey fryer around Thanksgiving and burn off the family jewels on TV.

Can’t complain!

www.hankgreen.com/smush · Nov 10
1130 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 124-day streak
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I spoked too soon!

First time Ive broken a spoke, and it was at the hub, of all places. Gonna order a few replacement spokes because I still love these wheels.

Broken drive side spoke on the rear wheel of my Schwinn Crosscut

The rain kept me from riding my bike today, but it finally got me to lace up a new rear wheel for my Bombora. Now I just need to tension/true/dish/tape, and I’ll be back on my daily driver!

My little brother had this game on the Playstation and I played the hell out of it. I also credit Underworld’s track (“Pearl’s Girl (Tin There)") with planting the seed of what grew into my enjoyment of electronic music: kottke.org/26/11/004…

Reeeeaaaally hate the phrase “junk miles” for any cyclist other than folks that are specifically training for something (pro or otherwise). If the miles are junk instead of fun, you’re doing it wrong :-P

Smersh:

hankgreen.com/smush · Nov 5
1054 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 119-day streak
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New dessert vending machine from Shyndigz is a winner:

Hey, look at that—I’m 45 years old now!

I think Alex Melton has seriously outdone himself with his cover of “Golden”. It was already one of the most rhythmically, melodically, and harmonically awesome pop songs in recent memory. And he’s turned it into an equally amazing rock anthem: youtu.be/HXDYkCWsY…

Is today the best weather of 2026?

A church behind some autumnally colored trees reflecting in the boat lake in Richmond, VA

Not fully awake, but I still voted! And they had some of the excellent possum stickers at my precinct!

Me, feigning sleep, with a “RVA Votes” sticker on my shirt that has an illustration of a possum

First time I got a perfect score at any difficult level!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Nov 3rd 2026 (Medium), in 05:11
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November says, “Remember me?”

Towers in the distance with a tail bridge in the foreground, all reflected in the canal below

Booyah!

hankgreen.com/smush · Nov 2
1224 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 116-day streak
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Saw a 15-foot skeleton on my ride this afternoon all dressed up as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. It was glorious.

Weather like this makes me wish I had no obligations so I could ride my bike all day.

A church bus behind some trees with orange leaves

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hankgreen.com/smush · Oct 31 1192 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 114-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞

Trying out Chromagraph, a new camera app from @rianjohnson.bsky.social and Steve Yedlin. Very promising for a first release!

Trees with leaves turning red and orange